Anna Hazare Plays - Kaun banega corrupt pati oops..Crorepati..
Amitabh looks at Anna:
Amitabh: Namasthey. Anna Hazare ji..welcome to the show...this is your first question and chance to win 10,000 Rs.
Amitabh: What is the the shahenshah of corruption A Raja’s full name?
Anna: With a dry smile: Andhitmuthu 2G Raja
Amithabh: Are you sure ..taala laga diya jaayen?
Anna: Yeah..he should should have been behind taala long back. please do it right away
Amitabh: Hazara ji..you are a funny man :) in any case your answer is corrrrect!! you win 10,000 inaam daar rupees..clap clap clap
Amitabh: Here is your next question for 20,000 Rs. . After the report on common wealth games scandal is completed who is anticipated to be named as master mind of this shameful show in front of the world? Here are your choices:
A. Suresh Kalmadi
B. Shiela Dixit
C. Snake
D. None
Anna removes his Gandhi topi ..scratches his head..and then smiles showing his lost teeth..and exclaims...”The Snake” !!
Amitabh:Brilliant.. you are 100% right...You did not even use a life line and you are bang on target. That is right ; the snake, that showed up in the athlete’s room during the games is the perfect answer!!! It brought disgrace to the nation by showing up in the poor athlete’s room. It will be sentenced to life imprisonment.Amitabh: Anna ji, you are doing excellent. Because of your special stature..we will promote you directly to our final round and here is the question for 1 crore. --- How many buffaloes were involved in the fodder scam in which Lalu was accused of embezzlement of crores of rupees?
Here are you choices:
A. 2
B. 4
C. 11
D. None
Anna thought...and thought..he looked at Amitabh...
Anna: I would like to phone a friend:
Amitabh: Sure..who would that be?
Anna: I would like to call my sister and friend Medha Patkar
Amitabh: Sure..Let us call Medha ji.
The call goes to Medha Patkar and the question is repeated by Anna.....Medha after hearing the question loudly laughs like Narmada over phone and says..the answer is simple..it is 11.
Anna turns to Amitabh and says that is my final answer.
Amitabh is in a shock..he jumps out of his seat and shouts..Anna hazare is our new crorepati....music..sound....applause.....the answer is perfect!!!
Crowd cheers and gets ready to light candles in front of Red Fort for Anna..Amitabh requests crowd to wait for few seconds before they rush off to light candles.
Amitabh asks......
Medha ji.. how did you know the answer? How did you know that there were only 11 buffaloes?
Medha replies..Amitabh ji, I have been a social activist for long and know many politicians’ back ground. Lalu and Rabri have 2 sons and 7 daughters..all put together..hi hi hi..
Anna walks home in his simple chappals, Gandhi toupee and a potli of crore rupees to sit under the tree.
-nandan
Amitabh looks at Anna:
Amitabh: Namasthey. Anna Hazare ji..welcome to the show...this is your first question and chance to win 10,000 Rs.
Amitabh: What is the the shahenshah of corruption A Raja’s full name?
Anna: With a dry smile: Andhitmuthu 2G Raja
Amithabh: Are you sure ..taala laga diya jaayen?
Anna: Yeah..he should should have been behind taala long back. please do it right away
Amitabh: Hazara ji..you are a funny man :) in any case your answer is corrrrect!! you win 10,000 inaam daar rupees..clap clap clap
Amitabh: Here is your next question for 20,000 Rs. . After the report on common wealth games scandal is completed who is anticipated to be named as master mind of this shameful show in front of the world? Here are your choices:
A. Suresh Kalmadi
B. Shiela Dixit
C. Snake
D. None
Anna removes his Gandhi topi ..scratches his head..and then smiles showing his lost teeth..and exclaims...”The Snake” !!
Amitabh:Brilliant.. you are 100% right...You did not even use a life line and you are bang on target. That is right ; the snake, that showed up in the athlete’s room during the games is the perfect answer!!! It brought disgrace to the nation by showing up in the poor athlete’s room. It will be sentenced to life imprisonment.Amitabh: Anna ji, you are doing excellent. Because of your special stature..we will promote you directly to our final round and here is the question for 1 crore. --- How many buffaloes were involved in the fodder scam in which Lalu was accused of embezzlement of crores of rupees?
Here are you choices:
A. 2
B. 4
C. 11
D. None
Anna thought...and thought..he looked at Amitabh...
Anna: I would like to phone a friend:
Amitabh: Sure..who would that be?
Anna: I would like to call my sister and friend Medha Patkar
Amitabh: Sure..Let us call Medha ji.
The call goes to Medha Patkar and the question is repeated by Anna.....Medha after hearing the question loudly laughs like Narmada over phone and says..the answer is simple..it is 11.
Anna turns to Amitabh and says that is my final answer.
Amitabh is in a shock..he jumps out of his seat and shouts..Anna hazare is our new crorepati....music..sound....applause.....the answer is perfect!!!
Crowd cheers and gets ready to light candles in front of Red Fort for Anna..Amitabh requests crowd to wait for few seconds before they rush off to light candles.
Amitabh asks......
Medha ji.. how did you know the answer? How did you know that there were only 11 buffaloes?
Medha replies..Amitabh ji, I have been a social activist for long and know many politicians’ back ground. Lalu and Rabri have 2 sons and 7 daughters..all put together..hi hi hi..
Anna walks home in his simple chappals, Gandhi toupee and a potli of crore rupees to sit under the tree.
-nandan
1 comment:
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